speshl dlivire.

There was a card on the kitchen table this morning, addressed to Mr Q.Webb. It said speshl dlivire, so we knew it was important. Anyone would think it was his birthday.

Quent saw all but 3 weeks of the 60s, the 70s, the 80s, the 90s and the noughties... and now we're ready for the next 50 years!

Here's a picture of the early days. Quent's mum calls this "slum child pose". I call it "So Quent did once own a comb".